English
ownworld74 guestbook (7992) Sign guestbook
♥☆¸.•
•.¸☆♥Sgnboard Education
Sgnboard outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"
?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."?? Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
?? Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."
?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."
Now pay my fees ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥──►(•‿•) ★
★(•‿•) ◄──
6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings1 Money can't buy happiness
but... its more comfortable to cry ina BMW than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy
but... remember that bastard's name3. Help a person when they are in trouble
and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again..
4. Many people are alive only
because... its illegal to shoot them5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem
but... neither does juice6. Smoking kills
but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...
Think again.. Be wise..──►(•‿•) ★
★(•‿•) ◄──╰╰╮╮
♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..
We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year
We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.
Lets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
Dear FriendIn The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,
Irritated You,
And Annoyed You;
I Just Want To Tell You That...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I Plan To Continue
I wish that n't a single tear tricklesdown your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.
╰╰╮╮
♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮☆ ┊ ★ ┊
┊ ☆ ┊ ☆
♥❤*•.¸•✿*¨`*✿•¸.•*❤♥
┊ ☆ ┊ ☆
┊ ★ ┊ ★
☆ ☆
Few observations 
1) Silence is sometimes
the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention.
2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean
a person is jogging, maybe he is running away.
3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted,
maybe he is too nervous to share himself.
4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday,
sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better.
5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap,
it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace.
6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it,
sometimes each song has a personal memory associated.
[
Isn't it ??
☆ ┊ ★ ┊
┊ ☆ ┊ ☆
♥❤*•.¸•✿*¨`*✿•¸.•*❤♥
┊ ☆ ┊ ☆
┊ ★ ┊ ★
☆ ☆
☻/
/▌
/ \
(¯`v´¯) ♥
`•.¸.•´
An interview with God...
.
Man: What surprises you most
about human kind?
.
.
God: That they get bored with
childhood, they rush to grow up,
and then long to be children
again.
.
.
That they lose their health
to make money, and then lose
their money to restore their
health.
.
.
That by thinking
anxiously about the future, they
forget the present, such that
they live in neither the present,
nor the future.
.
.
They live as if they will never die
and die as though they had
never lived.
So...be happy with wat you have
&
wat you are
GOOD NIGHT☻/
/▌
/ \
(¯`v´¯) ♥
`•.¸.•´
..zzzZZZZZzzz..
Caution i just copied ..
its not Invented by me
Type of GirlsHard Disk Girls
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls
Difficult to access
Server Girls
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls
Also known as "WIFI"
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentenceS=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
...So always keep smiling...(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯)
`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•`•.❤.•´
LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥
LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE
iN SomE onE HandS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥
BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG
SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd,
♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥
(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯)
`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•`•.❤.•´
Kya arun.. sharm hai ki nahi... profile visit ki aur msg karne tak ki mehnat ni ki?
