love u so much,

love u so much,

Mornings are refreshing like friendship, it may not stay all day long, but for sure it comes forever every day . Good Morning

Tumara intzaar krte krte
Shayd me hi khtm ho jau
Pr ye intzaar khtm ni hoga..
Ek din esa aaega
jb shayd kdr hogi mere intzaar ki
Pr tb shayd me na rhu
Tb yad kroge jrur
Koi thi jisne tumhe wakt se b jada pyar kia
Or tumne usse wakt ni dia
Ab wakt hi use tumse dur kr dega
Me ni chahti tum pchtao
Pr dil se khwahish he
K kbi meri jgh b aao
Fer kbi sayd kisi ko
Yu intzaar na krwao
Dua yhi he tumare lie
Jise b apnao,
Usse scha pyar pao
Me layk nhi iske
Ye tume pta he
Fir b tumse pyar he
To sayd meri hi khta he
Tum mere sb kuch bn ge
Chnd mahino me hi
Pr meri puri zindgi b
Sayd km pd jae
Tume apna bnane me
Dil ki bat tum smjhte ho
Pr dil ka drd b smjho
Ye wish he meri
Jise apna bnao
Use kbi na tdpao
Na chahte hue b
Dil dukhane se kiska
Khud ko hi bddua lg jati he

Dekho awaz dekar pass hume paogi..
Aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge..
Dur rehkar bhi tumpe nazar hai meri,
Hantho se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaogi…

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Tere liye agar jan vi dene pade
kurban he jan tujhpar khuda sevi na darte he hum
tumare bechein nigahe kaise janegi ye raj
ke duniya me sabse bada pyar tumhiko karte he hum.

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
REPLY KRNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
besharm lagti hoon,
pagal hoon
akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri
surat tumse milte hai………….?

KHUDA KI IBADAT ME WO EK DUA HAMARI HOGI
JISME MANGI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
JAB BHI KOI DASTAK SUNAI DE DIL PE TO SAMAGH LENA WO PYAR KI DASTAK HAMARI HOGI…………

Wife – kitchen se -aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…

Instead of fighting and proving Urself to Ur lovable ones,its better to stay away,Till they realise that no one cares for them more than u!! , good morning

संता क्लास में हंस रहा था.
एक लड़का बोला – “चुप कर !”
संता बोला – “क्यों ? तू कौन है ?”
लड़का बोला – “मैं Monitor हूँ !”
संता बोला – “मैं CPU हूँ… अब बोल ?”

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha.
Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha: Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
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Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon....

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge? .
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Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.