Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
_
_

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko naacch se khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai....

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji?
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…
Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.
-
-
Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

Malika Sherawat ek baar shooting k lie railway station gai.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Aapne usse 1000 Rs kiu die..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

"SPECIAL FRIEND" see " HEART 2 HEART " even when they dont see " EYE 2 EYE " you are very special 4 me because i always see you in my HEART........ GoOd MoRnInG , Hve a joy ful day

Bar bar zindagi ko aazmaya hai hamne

Har pal har lamha sirf gam paya hai hamne

Anjane me Dil ke tukde usi ne kiye hai hamare

Dil ki gehraiyo me jise basaya hai hamne

Gairon ko gale lagake woh bole,
Tu hai kasoorwar is rishtey
ki..

Tu hai gunhegaar mere dukhon ki,
kaun chahta hai apne
pyar ko kho dena,

lekin pas rhkr drd dene se bhla gir jau uski nigahon me

Dur reh kar bhi teri fariyad karte hain

Apni tanhayi se tumhari baat karte hain

Tu bhul ja ya mujhe, mujh se ho juda

Par Har ghadi har pal tujhi ko yaad karte hain....

आज खुशियों की कोई दुहाई देगा
निकला है तो चाँद दिखाई देगा
ऐ मोहब्बत करने वालो देख कर मोहब्बत करना
एक आंसू भी गिरा तो सुनाई देगा

jal ke khakh ho gaya dil
ankho se roya na gaya

zakham kuch aise mily ke
aapko dur kr ke bhi , khud se dur hoya na gaya

saamne reh kar vo mere mujhko zakhm aise dete hai


jaise usko pyaar karne ki saza vo mujhko dete hai



mana saza milni chahiye muje, usi kabil hu me



fir koi esi saza do k ham hi na rha jo dil dukha k maza lete hai

kanha kashti or kinara kanha tha

humne dil lgaya jinse wo hamara kanha tha

har pal sath jinki aadat ho gai thi

thami raho me unka sahara kanha tha

Jeene ka matlab humne mohabat me pa liya

jiska bhi gam mila use apna bna liya

hum ro kar bhi gam ko halka na kar sake

aapne hansi ki aadh me har gam ko chhupa liya

Dil ke tootne se nahi hoti hai aawaz,
Aansoo ke behne ka nahi hota hai andaz,
Gum ka kabhi bhi ho sakta hai aagaz,
Aur dard ke hone ka to bas hota hai ehsaas.....

Jaan se bhi zyada, unhe pyar kiya karte he,
Yaad hum unhe, din-raat kiya karte he,
Ab un raato se guzra nahi jata,
Jahan baithkar,

unka intezar kiya karte he.

Jb puri na honi ho dil ki hasrat , usse dil me hi maar lia karte he......

Yu Hi Mile The Wo Hume Anjaan Bankar
Dil Mein Mere Bas Gaye Pehchan Bankar,
Jaana Nahi Tha Fir Bhi Unhe Dur Kar Diya,

Taki Agli Bar Wo Mile Bhi Toh Kisi Or Ki Jaan Bankar

Badle badle se wo nahi,
badle badle se ham nahi,
kismat me ho jiske udasi,
kya bataye wo jindgi ke gum,
kisi ka dosh hai kahan,
jakhm hum khud hi dete hai
or khud hi khate hai,

Us se Pyar Hua Jise Hum kabhi Pa Nahi Sakte,
Jiski Baato Ko Hum Kabhi Bhula Nahi Sakte,
Dil Lagaya Aur Lagakar Tod Diya Khud ne hi,
Jise Bhulana Chaha Par Hum Bhula Nahi Sakte, .
-
-
-.
-
-

Humari Chahat Ko Wo Kya Hum Bhi Samjh Nahi Sakte............