xnirx  (12 years ago)


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Bakra Eid Special

(Wanted)
“Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
TU
Dobara Mangne Mat Ana”


(Bodyguard)
“Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”


(Dabbang)
“Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne”


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Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.

With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..

For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you

Sending warm wishes across the miles...

Just to let you know
how much you are missed on 'EID Day'...

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.

May this Eid day be wonderful for you n ur famiLy

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xnirx  (12 years ago)



Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
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90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

Callboy1111  (13 years ago)
flower Scraps

xnirx  (13 years ago)

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Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
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MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK

E - Embrace with open heart

MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK
MUBARIK

I - Inspire with impressive attitude

MUBARIK MUBARIK
MUBARIK...MUBARIK
MUBARIK.....MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.......MUBARIK
MUBARIK.....MUBARIK
MUBARIK...MUBARIK
MUBARIK MUBARIK

D - Distribute pleasure to all
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xnirx  (13 years ago)

╰╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡(＾◡＾)♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮╮

All religions are same!!!
We have 26 alphabets in English,
as given below?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
S T U V W X Y Z
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above,
study the following,
and bring down the total to a single
digit and see the result yourself.

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S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9

M U S L I M*** {Image}
M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9

JAIN*** {Image}
M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9

S I K H*** {Image}
G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11=108=9

P A R S I*** {Image}
Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9

B U D D H I S T*** {Image}
G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9

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Esa Messiah
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9
Each one ends with number 9
THAT IS NATURE’S CREATION.
That all religions are same!!!

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YET MAN FIGHTS WITH MAN, ON RELIGIOUS ISSUES???

Wishing Your Happy Life My Friend...

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xnirx  (13 years ago)

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...★ ★NATURE OF GALZZ★ ★...

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She pushes Doors that clearly says PULL,
She laughs harder when She tries to explain why She Is laughing,
She walks into room and forget why She was there,
She counts on her fingers in math class,
She tries to accomplish things with time still on the microwave,
She lies sometimes to hide the pain,
She cry a lot more that U think She can do,
She may not so strong as her smile seems to be,
She gets attached to people who care even little bit about her.,
A broken nail is as painful as broken heart ,
She say it's a long story when its really not,
She fell in love too hard too fast...
And She always care more than She can...

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So My Dear Friends,
Respect the MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATION of GOD...

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rabbani1712  (13 years ago)
hello how about you friend

xnirx  (13 years ago)

♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel

Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
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Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell



Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….

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♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!

xnirx  (13 years ago)
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whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???
BECAUSE...................................
-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
änd täkë ċärë 0f thëm…
BECAUSE...................................

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dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
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xnirx  (13 years ago)

---♥ ♡☆ƸӜƷ☆♡ ♥---

See The Alphabetes So Intelligent…

“A”lways
“B”e
“C”ool
“D”ont have
“E”go with
“F”riend.

“G”ive up
“H”urting
“I”ncidences
“J”ust
“K”eep
“L”oving
“M”ankind.

“N”ever
“O”mit
“P”rayers
“Q”uietly
“R”emember Lord..!!

“S”peak
“T”ruth
“U”se
“V”alid
“W”ords
“X”press
“Y”our
“Z”eal

All the best enjoy the life...

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