xnirx  (12 years ago)

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my some frns(boys) are continuously blaming me
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)
but you know, its not true
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys)

Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
BUT you can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Lastly a small bad news
women can handle you easily to their own strange way

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xnirx  (12 years ago)


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Take Love and Loyalty,

mix thoroughly with Faith

blend with Tenderness , Forgiveness,

and Understanding.

Add Hope , Friendship and abundant Laughter

Top freely with Smiles and Consideration for others .

Bake with Smooth Moon Light ,

serve daily in Generous Helping...

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Real affection is
when
after a fight
u decide not
to talk
&
still u check
your mobile
for a message
or a missed call!
that’s the innocence
of true relationship…….

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GOOD NIGHT

═╰❤╮ ƸӜƷ ๑๑ ƸӜƷ ╰❤╮═

xnirx  (12 years ago)

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What a Kiss means..

actually read the whole thing cause its nice!

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.

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+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you’re definitely in Love...


GOOD NYT

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hello bro hope u doing wel

xnirx  (12 years ago)


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When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss;
That’s LOVE… {Image}

When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him;
That’s LOVE… {Image}

When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake;
That’s LOVE… {Image}

When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road;
That’s LOVE… {Image}

When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time;
That’s LOVE… {Image}

LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city…
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LOVE is all around us... {Image}

LOVE is actually how much we 'CARE' {Image} EACH OTHER...

GUT EVENING

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xnirx  (12 years ago)

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A famous inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

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don’t copy if u can’t paste

Many wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.

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-----GOOD EVENING-----

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mercyboldeng  (12 years ago)
Hello, my name is mercy, i am single and never married. i came across your profile today and became interested in you. i will like us to know much better if you dont mind, please i will wait for your reply at my private mail box (mercyboldeng@yahoo.com) so that i can send you my picture and more about my selve. waiting to hear from you, Mercy... my private mail box (mercyboldeng@yahoo.com) Reply

zina87  (12 years ago)


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My wishes are silent but true,
♥ ♥
Everywhere they will follow you…
♥ ♥
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine…
♥ ♥
I wish your present & future always shine…

g♥♥∂ εvεηιηg
♥ ♥

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xnirx  (12 years ago)


thanx ma bro

itz ma pleasure

xnirx  (12 years ago)



Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
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90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
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After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling


love yu bro
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zina87  (12 years ago)



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