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vinaytomer Guestbook vinaytomer (12 years ago)Gehri thi raat, lakin hum khoye nahi, Dard bahoot tha dil mein, lakin hum roye nahi, Koi nahi hamara jo puche humse, Jag rahe ho kisi ke liye, ya kisi ke liye soye hi nah vinaytomer (12 years ago)Dilon Say Khelna Ka Hunar Hamain Aata Nahin, Isi Liyay Ishq Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gayai, Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe Bohot Pyar Tha, IsiLiye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar Gayai…. vinaytomer (12 years ago)Dilon Say Khelna Ka Hunar Hamain Aata Nahin, Isi Liyay Ishq Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gayai, Meri Zindagi Se Shayad Unhe Bohot Pyar Tha, IsiLiye Mujhe Zinda Hi Maar Gayai…. vinaytomer (12 years ago)Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai. Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay. Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!! vinaytomer (12 years ago)Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli.. Madam -ok , to sunao.. Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz….. Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple Banta – ok madam…. A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple L for lena padhega tumko apple M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple P for peth bhar khaao apple Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple R for roz agar khaao tum apple S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple V for very tasty hai yeh apple W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur……… vinaytomer (12 years ago)Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!” Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!” Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.” Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!” | |