musanu  (12 years ago)
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xnirx  (12 years ago)

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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amitabh69  (12 years ago)
$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find…
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u…
$weet Good Morning

amitabh69  (12 years ago)

aslam94  (12 years ago)
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xnirx  (12 years ago)

der was another proof

how i missed yo

even i cant tolerate 10 minis

xnirx  (12 years ago)

chan
joke dear

gone

xnirx  (12 years ago)

cheek ur gb na
lots of proof der

just forget abut pm

fb i dont konw how 2 use fb bf n gf

xnirx  (12 years ago)

thanx lotsssssssssssss
for wishing
but how yo know today is ma bday

i missed yo n i have prove
yo didnt missed mehhee, yo havent prove na

xnirx  (12 years ago)

hi chan
after long tym